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Last Updated: 03.07.2025 00:56
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
No go.
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So they tried
No, not a chance
Another attempt resulted in ...
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Catatonics & High Colonics
Still no good.
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
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Next, they tried...
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Everyone loved it.
Just Forget it!
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share office space ...
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
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Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Thumbs down again.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Did sharing a wife turn out okay?
Then came..
Nuts and Butts
Unacceptable again!
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I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Minds and Behinds
They put up a sign reading
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Hysterias & Posteriors
Freaks and Cheeks
No way
Loons and Moons
So, the docs changed it to read
Still no good